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The Stranger and The Portland Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES! YES!") Then this Wednesday's (May 5) I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! And because we adore ya, we've included a special "FREE" option if you're currently short on funds. YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS, TOO! Here's how the I, Anonymous Show works: We get the funniest regional and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercury column, and in return you get a jam-packed evening of laughs! The previous I, ...

Here's your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin'!) IN LOCAL NEWS: • Sobering news from Gov. Kate Brown's news conference today: Oregon now leads the nation in COVID-19 infection rates, and hospitalizations have nearly doubled in the past week. However there is some good news to be had as well, as OHSU predicts vaccination efforts...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Apr 30, 2021 at 2:00 pm HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then the upcoming Wednesday, May 5, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! And because we adore ya, we've included a special "FREE" option if you're currently short on funds. YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS, TOO! Here's how the I, Anonymous Show works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and ...

Here's your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin'!) IN LOCAL NEWS: • Mayor Ted Wheeler has found time in his busy schedule of fretting about broken windows to release a proposed city budget for the coming year. But before you nod off to sleep, this shit is actually important and YOU can influence where this money goes (not to cops, right?). Our Alex Zielinski has done the heavy lifting of digging deep into the budget and deftly explaining it all to dummies like me. CHECK...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Apr 30, 2021 at 8:50 am We need your help. The economic fallout of the coronavirus crisis is threatening our ability to keep producing the quality reporting you've come to love. If you’re able, please consider making a monthly contribution to the Mercury. "Good morning. I'm here to report that I am now officially in deep shit." Handout / Getty News GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Sending you forget me nots to help me to remember. Baby, please forget me not. I want you to remember. LET'S GO TO PRESS. IN LOCAL NEWS: • Starting toda...