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by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Apr 28, 2021 at 3:17 pm HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then the upcoming Wednesday, May 5, I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! And because we adore ya, we've included a special "FREE" option if you're currently short on funds. YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS, TOO! Here's how the I, Anonymous Show works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and ...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Apr 29, 2021 at 8:39 am We need your help. The economic fallout of the coronavirus crisis is threatening our ability to keep producing the quality reporting you've come to love. If you’re able, please consider making a monthly contribution to the Mercury. Portland Police say "bored youths" were the reason for last year's Black Lives Matter protests. Mathieu Lewis-Rolland GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend, you crack the whip, shape-shift, and trick the past again. LET'S GO TO PRESS. ...

Here's your daily roundup of all the latest local and national news. (Like our coverage? Please consider making a recurring contribution to the Mercury to keep it comin'!) IN LOCAL NEWS: • The Brazilian variant of COVID-19—which scientists say has reinfected people who were previously immune to the virus—has appeared for the first time on the West Coast in Oregon's own Douglas County. In short, WASH YA DAMN HANDS, WEAR YA DAMN MASK, KEEP YA DAMN DISTANCE. Oaks Park Roller Skating Rink now open to the public https://t.co/x3KGDDlred — Oregonian Business (@OregonianBiz) M...

by Wm. Steven Humphrey • Mar 3, 2021 at 10:33 am HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Do you miss live comedy? ("YES!") Do you want to support the Mercury AND laugh your buttz off in the process? ("YES! YES!") Then TONIGHT'S (Wed March 3) I, Anonymous Show (Livestream Edition) is for you! Here's how it works: We get the funniest local and national comedians to riff and heckle the wildest, jaw-droppingly wrong, and uncensored I, Anonymous submissions from the famous Mercury column, and in return you get a jam-packed evening of laughs! The previous I, Anonymous Shows h...

Not only was Dolly vaccinated—she wrote a song about it! SQUEEEEEE!! Jason Kempin / Getty News GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! If you get hurt (if you get hurt) by the little things I say, I can put that smile back on your face. LET'S GO TO PRESS. • A small group of Oregon Democrats are floating the idea of a statewide $17 minimum wage—though it faces an uphill battle due to business interests and Republican legislators who will walk off the job at the drop of a hat. Andrea Valderrama, a policy director for ACLU of Oregon, is among 4 candidates vying to fill the seat vacated by state Rep. Diego...