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>> so wonderful! yes! i love you, too. happy wednesday, everyone. remember those stories you hear about a firefighter who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burns down? that reminds me of joe and the border. he torches the border and now we are supposed to trust the same guy who started this raging blaze to put it out. it's like believing o.j. when he said he was going to find his wife's killer. >> tyrus: he's still looking. >> greg: he is. do we give more matches and gas or look for someone with a fire extinction and a pulse? that's the question jo...

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♪ >> greg: yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. happy monday. oh, thank you, thank you. please, just hand your gifts over to the usher. so when the presidents of harvard, mit and the university of pennsylvania are exposed as dumb, dumber and dumbest's a great day for all of us. in case you missed it, these three leading educrats were grilled by bratwurst at a tailgate by congress on the issue of genocide. >> specifically calling for the genocide of jews does that constitute bullying or harassment? >> if it is directed and severe it is harassment. >> so the answer is yes. >> it is a context...

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