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Guest Host Shaquille Oneal tonight, mila kunis, from criminal minds, aisha tyler, and music from ty dolla ign featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to jimmy kimmel i am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. [ laughter ] before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. [ laughter ] got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. [ laughter ] for those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right ...

Today is take your enormous children to work day. [ laughter ] we had to put them in the back row so they dont block any of the cameras. [ laughter and applause ] thanks for being here. Love you guys. Speaking of kids, you know how every year jimmy has parents pretend they ate all their kids halloween candy . If you havent seen it before, it goes like this. Last night, we ate all your candy. Why . Because it was good. You ruined my life we ate all your halloween candy. [ stomping ] mommy and i last night, we were watching a movie and we ate all of your candy. No here, step up, look at it again...

And music from ty dolla ign featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im not jimmy kimmel. I am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. [ laughter ] before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. [ laughter ] got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. [ laughter ] for those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. [ laughter ] he was delicious. And he will be mis...

Featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im not jimmy kimmel. I am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. Before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. Got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. For those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. He was delicious. And he will be missed. [ belches ] all right. [ applause ] lets do a monologue. Do you guys like impressions ...

Ill clean this up later. Alice from hollywood its Jimmy Kimmel Live with special guest host dave grohl tonight kristen bell, alice cooper and our 12th annual half and half halloween pageant. And now welcome to my nightmare. Heres dave grohl [ cheers and applause ] dave woo [ cheers and applause ] happy halloween, everybody. Tonight, Dave Letterman rules. Yes, im dave grohl dressed as Dave Letterman in for jimmy kimmel. Its confusing, i get it. Especially if youre home right now watching, stoned to the bone. And just like dave, i would like to announce my retirement from late night tv. Yeah. Th...