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[ laughter ] which i think is a nice personal touch. Thats whos responsible. [ laughter ] fred trump. And this is funny. They hand out tickets for this event. They hand out actual hard tickets. These are the tickets they handed out. You see right there youre invited to the address to the congress on the state of the uniom. [ laughter ] so were already off to a good start. [ laughter ] if im not mistaken, the uniom was the side that won the civil warm. Isnt that right . [ laughter ] is there nothing they cant screw up . Thats because were real americans, not some pansyass spellers. [ cheers and...

Day today. I hope you had a good weekend. I had a good weekend. It was quiet here in l. A. This weekend because for the first time in 15 years the Grammy Awards were in new york. They left us and went to new york. And i dont know if location had anything to do with it, but the ratings for the grammys were way down. They were down by 24 . Which is a shame. Ill tell you why. Because the energy forget the Grammy Awards themselves. The energy the performers were radiating before the show on the red carpet was so powerful i assumed this was going to be the biggest show yet. With me now. Whats going...

Well, unfortunately, last night, Bill Belichick missed his yearly bath. [ laughter ] according to coach doug pederson, last nights trick touchdown pass to eagles quarterback nick foles was nicknamed the philly special. It replaces the old philly special, barfing a cheese steak into a trash can while people whip batteries at you. [ laughter ] dozens of eagles fans were seen stage diving off the awning of the philadelphia ritzcarlton after last nights super bowl win. But dont worry, they died. [ laughter ] dodge is being criticized on social media for using a Martin Luther king, jr. Sermon as a ...

Want to thank everybody for watching. Than and circumstance. Welcome to our special post state of the union. Could definitely describe Donald Trumps junk perfectly if she ever had to and at long last, she has to. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i was thinking about this today. Remember it was a big scandal if the president snuck aarette while his wife was busy dgiin t a lot of emails about tonights guests, turns out i know a lot of perverts. Not everyone is enthusiastic. In fact a conservative commentator,i guess thats a job, was on the view talking about this, and insinuated this book...

Want to thank everybody for watching. Thank you for joining us on this night of pomp and circumstance. Welcome to our special post state of the union. Stormy daniels is here. As you know shes an adult film performer who did an interview with in touch magazine in 2011 and said among other things could definitely describe Donald Trumps junk perfectly if she ever had to and at long last, she has to. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so i was thinking about this today. Remember it was a big scandal if the president snuck a cigarette while his wife was busy digging in the kale garden of the i ge...