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Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with donald trump, the first president whos a nonessential worker. Yesterday a tape dropped of an interview he did with bob woodward in february where he admitted he purposefully downplayed the risk of coronavirus. We know why, its because he didnt want to spook his precious stock market. Whoa, whoa, easy, girl. Easy, gil. Its okay, nasdaq, everythings fine. You just keep going out, girl. Now when normal people get caught on tape admitting they lied to an entire country, they usually ...

Now substituting for colorado, number four, kyle broflovski. Oh jesus. Hes about to play. [gunfire] [grunting] mrs. Garrison, grab kyle. Which one is he . Arrrhhh. Ohhh. Hey, what the hell . Stop the game ahhhh ohhh. I got it. I got the ball. Kyle, no broflovski goes for the dunk. No my baaaaaaalllllssssss aagh. [screams] so let me get this straight. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin. Yeah, thats basically it. Sounds like an open and shut case. All right, lets head em out. Im sorry, kyle. I should i have told...

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