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QAnon Fears R.F.K., Jr., Will Take Votes Away from J.F.K., Jr. - Vimarsana News

QAnon Fears R.F.K., Jr., Will Take Votes Away from J.F.K., Jr.

Andy Borowitz jokes about Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.,’s Independent Presidential candidacy.

House Republicans Hold Emergency Meeting to See Who Has to Sit Next to Matt Gaetz - Vimarsana News

House Republicans Hold Emergency Meeting to See Who Has to Sit Next to Matt Gaetz

Andy Borowitz jokes about House Republicans holding an emergency meeting to determine who’ll have to sit next to Rep. Matt Gaetz following Kevin McCarthy’s ousting.

Matt Gaetz Accuses Kevin McCarthy of Behaving Like an Adult - Vimarsana News

Matt Gaetz Accuses Kevin McCarthy of Behaving Like an Adult

Andy Borowitz jokes that Representative Matt Gaetz, who has announced that he’ll try to unseat House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, is angry at him for acting with maturity.

Furious Rupert Murdoch Returns to Fox After Network Accidentally Broadcasts Fact - Vimarsana News

Furious Rupert Murdoch Returns to Fox After Network Accidentally Broadcasts Fact

Andy Borowitz humorously jokes that Rupert Murdoch will be returning to Fox News after the channel reported something factual.

Zombie America: a metaphor - Vimarsana News

Zombie America: a metaphor

US culture is like a zombie apocalypse. Andy Borowitz nails it: Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports. The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota,…