Cash-Strapped DeSantis Forced to Sell Beloved Go-Go Boots
Andy Borowitz jokes that the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, has had to sell his boots to fund his Presidential campaign.
Source: newyorker.com
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We're entitled to our opinions, not our own facts | Letters To The Editor
I read Stephen Siemsen’s letter in the latest edition of the Sun, “An open letter to the secretary of state,” (Aug. 31). His use of...
Source: santamariasun.com
Correction | Commentaries | San Luis Obispo | New Times San Luis Obispo
In the Aug. 31 commentary, "Open letter to the secretary of state," a quote was written as being stated by Donald Trump. New Times learned...
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Proud Boy to Be in Prison Until He Is Elderly Boy
Andy Borowitz jokes that Enrique Tarrio, a former leader of the far-right group the Proud Boys, will become an Elderly Boy in the course of his prison sentence.
Source: newyorker.com