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Greg then a month later, they realize, damn, the loud, crazy orange guy had a point and they try to forget it ever happened. Look at isis, how they laughed when trump said he wouldnt tell the media his secret plan. Then not spilling the beans worked. Isis was like whoa, there goes my legs. Didnt see that coming. Dont worry, neither did cnn. Remember when trump lectured nato allies on defense spending. We laughed. I laughed. Until they agreed to his demands. I was wrong. Trump railed against trade imbalances. Then we started learning about trade imbalances and now we have a new deal. People dra...

Just melts. greg: wow. >> fail safe. >> that was well thought out. >> it was well thought out. >> i thought about cloning a lot. greg: would you like to add to this conversation or say anything? >> you want to read from your diary some more. >> i've got notes here. greg: is this a good idea or bad idea? >> one reason tyr us was so well thought out, it's because when we were at the gym today. >> you mean yesterday? >> we were talking about this subject. i'm queasy about the whole thing. research to cure illnesses, i'm for that. this is not going to happen. you would end up with people design sh...

How revialed being short is, we had a meeting, coming up with the lis list of the short peopl, and cat is always on the phone -- >> that's not true. greg: let me finish. we're sitting there, we come up with who should be on the list and cat is on her phone, she never pays attention, and then ligi, one of the staffers, he goes cat, and she's impose i'm t short. >> sounds like someone was paying attention. greg: the one time she contribute toss the meeting is to make sure -- if i said she browndrownsbunnies she wouldn't. [ laughter ] >> you guys actually have meetings? you guys have meetings? >>...

That guy. [ laughter ] greg: i go sit in the garage and get drunk because that's what i do. >> sure. absolutely. [ laughter ] >> i've seen him do it. he gets drunk in the garage all the time. great, now let's go to commercial. do you have a question? >.greg: no, i assumed in your mind you have a way to wrap this all together. >> i'm very proud of you that you solved the division in this country. greg: yes. >> barack obama and -- greg: trump. >> trump's voice. they cheered for barack obama. this works. [ laughter ] greg: the audience cheered. >> two things you can count on on this show, you bei...

They don't grow up to be one of the people that is excited that maroon 5 is playing the super bowl. you can't edit them to make sure they don't grow up to be a 45-year-old living in your basement and commenting on internet that 9/11 is an inside job. it's part of the reason i don't have children, other than the fact that my current live-in partner is a cat and i'm not attracted to cats. [ laughter ] >> i'm worried they might grow up to suck. you never know. greg: i am -- tyrus, you have kids. >> yes, we've established that. [ laughte.greg: i think it wouf you could edit a baby so it doesn't ru...