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two square miles. hey, come on, it s cold outside. this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) whooo! whooo! (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. folks, i know when news breaks your first reaction is how is stephen going to handle this one. (laughter) so let s get right to the story everyone s talking about. ghost sex. (laughter) a family in ohio claims that ghosts are having sex in their house. (laughter) and were captured on a cell phone camera. now i want to warn you, this photo is graphic. so if you have any ghost children in the room, please shield their eyes, jim. there it is. pretty sick stuff. that clearly looks like ghosts having sex. but when it comes to para normal acti ....
( cheers and applause ) whooo! whooo! (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. folks, i know when news breaks your first reaction is how is stephen going to handle this one. (laughter) so let s get right to the story everyone s talking about. ghost sex. (laughter) a family in ohio claims that ghosts are having sex in their house. (laughter) and were captured on a cell phone camera. now i want to warn you, this photo is graphic. so if you have any ghost children in the room, please shield their eyes, jim. there it is. pretty sick stuff. that clearly looks like ghosts having sex. but when it comes to para normal activity i always maintain a healthy skepticism because i m a taurus. and folks, i m not the only one out there, so does the travel channel s premier ghostologist and ho ....
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org stephen: tonight how do we save the greek economy? well, for starters they could stop doing this. (laughter) then an update on the herman cain sexual harassment scandal. sometimes the eyes say yes but the mouth says nine, nine, nine. plus my guest dr. nathan wolfe says we live in the age of pandemic. better than dying in the age of pandemics. a new report says new york city has shrunk more than two square miles. hey, come on, it s cold outside. this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) whooo! whooo! (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you so much. thank you. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. folks, i know when news breaks your first reacti ....
we ve been exercising. did you run laps today? yeah, all right. run in place. we re going to talk more about sesame street coming in here. baltimore crowds are the greatest crowds. you know that. elmo is from from baltimore. big star that we re going to get into shape, right? all right. you too, grover. go over there and talk to our meteorologist lynette charles. all right. good morning, lynette. good morning, you guys. i love them so much. we have stuff to talk about right now and i m going to bring them in a little bit later but right now they re stairing at me and i can t concentrate. we do have a fire watch from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. this is for all the areas shaded in beige. as you look back here towards the pink, this is a red flag warning and this is going to be in effect until 7 p.m. this evening. no burn of fires today. if you smoke and throw your butts out the window, don t do that today. it s also going to be very windy. in terms of the temperatures ....