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>> jon: hey, everybody, that is our show, before we go, real quick, the head writer of our program, the great tim carvel,-- for mad magazine for ten years, now a book called-- in the book stores now, you should get it, unless you are a loser. are you? here it is, your moment of zen. >> will marginalize himself with the rest of the country. he is to the going to appease the gay community which is one of the four major funders of the democratic party a long with jews >> stephen: tonight, new invasions in crime fight og. is it time to give our tasers their own guns? then political chaos...

tasers their own guns? then political chaos in wisconsin. it's time to rage against the milking machine. and my guest dr. francis cullins is in a new four-part hbi documentary on piecity. it was supposed to be one part but they supersized it. nearly 40% of new york's 911 calls are butt dialed. which begs the question, who is a facting-- attacking fork's butts. this is the cole bert report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) that's quite lovely. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, s...

>> jon: hey, everybody, that is our show, before we go, real quick, the head writer of our program, the great tim carvel,-- for mad magazine for ten years, now a book called-- in the book stores now, you should get it, unless you are a loser. are you? here it is, your moment of zen. >> will marginalize himself with the rest of the country. he is to the going to appease the gay community which is one of the four major funders of the democratic party a long with jews >> stephen: tonight, new invasions in crime fight og. is it time to give our tasers their own guns? then political chaos...

stephen colbert is at the center of nancy pelosi's argument against super panks. -- super pacs. a spot attacks couhim with a wi here at 30 rock, in the republican race for president, mitt romney says he's not threatened by rick santorum's rise this week but judging by the new level of attacks, santorum has the attention of the front runner. >> well, i think you've seen rick santorum get his opportunity now to be one of the leading contenders, he hasn't been as visible in the sweepstakes but is now, and that means that he will be under the microscope like all the rest of us have bee...

( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. thank you so much. please. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us, everybody. (cheers and applause) nation, nation t is february 2nd, groundhog day. today crowds gathered at gobbler's nobody in pennsylvania to find out if punxsutawney phil will junk into the republican race. still time. they also wanted to know how much longer winter would last. and once again, phil saw his shadow predicting six more w...