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think same-sex couples should be able to get married (cheers and applause) >> jon: finally,-- from its president of the united states. of course the president still believes it is an issue best left to the states. but they're not complaining tonight. it's a great day when the president of the united states says on national it was gay people should no longer be relegated to only planning other people's weddings. it's not right! it's like putting a cat in charge of the goldfish toss game. it's not fair! you're just torturing the cat. let him eat the fish or move him down to the clown. ...

he's not gonna get some. we could always split it 50/50/50. do you even hear what you're saying? your gums are bleeding. hey, how'd it go? great, i just ratted you out. could i see you two boys for a minute, please? so you're not gonna get into any trouble at all? uh, no, not really. and since the mcpoyles are gonna plead guilty, i'm sort of off the hook completely. that's great. oh, i'm sorry, was he saying that the intervention worked? no, i don't think that's what he's saying. what are you talking about? it was the final push charlie needed. turns out three-quarters of a major not...

but we begin tonight with last night's momentous news. >> it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that i think same-sex couples should be able to get married (cheers and applause) >> jon: finally,-- from its president of the united states. of course the president still believes it is an issue best left to the states. but they're not complaining tonight. it's a great day when the president of the united states says on national it was gay people should no longer be relegated to only planning other people's weddings. it's not right! it's like putting a cat in charge of the goldfis...

uh, timmy? yes, timmy. oh, dear. jimmy? yes? you know our policy. i'm afraid you're out of scouts. out of scouts? timmy. what? hey, wait a minute, this is crazy. you can't do this. wow, i never knew jimmy was gay. me neither. no, no! timmy! -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com captions paid for by mtv networks 2012, may 10th, 2012, from comedy central's world studios in new york this is the daily show with jon ste warts. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewar...

>> jon: hey, everybody, that is our show, before we go, real quick, the head writer of our program, the great tim carvel,-- for mad magazine for ten years, now a book called-- in the book stores now, you should get it, unless you are a loser. are you? here it is, your moment of zen. >> will marginalize himself with the rest of the country. he is to the going to appease the gay community which is one of the four major funders of the democratic party a long with jews >> stephen: tonight, new invasions in crime fight og. is it time to give our tasers their own guns? then political chaos...