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that chicks aren't funny. i hate to tell you it's still very much a thing. there are some people that can't get their heads around what they don't know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe it's better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. here's somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. you're welcome. what's the hardest part? about being a female comedian. what is it? what's the hardest part? like, w...

somebody binds you to them. comedians don't have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i'm feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don't drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i'd be so drunk i'd be out dancing to their lights thinking i've made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there's such an uncontrolled physical response. it's very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your...

city cab the truth is i'm lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after you've made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like you're going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy was something the whole country could share. that's what life was in the 1980 s. every regular pe...

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and odd and frivolous behavior and showing disrespect for the norms of society. in the haight ash bury district illegally smoked illegal substances threatened to make love and not war and let it known they trusted no one over 30. >> jesse: haight ash bury one place in the country where you could get high and flaunt it in public. over a half century later san francisco's hippy generation gave birth to this. >> excuse me, ma'am, you know there is a drug rehab here, right? can you use drugs somewhere else. >> she ain't doing drugs, man. >> she got a meth pipe in her hand. >> stop your d...