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wrong to hate us, sometimes. The capital does suck up too much spending and too much attention, while other bits of the country are starving from the lack of either of them. What’s more, London has a nasty habit of taking your children from you and never giving them back again, like some kind of fairy-tale goblin. And nobody likes goblins, do they? So no wonder you all hate them. Bloody goblins. Where was I? Right, yes: you hate London, probably, and fair enough. As a left-leaning, Remainer city, we’re a bit sick of being conflated with the government/Westminster/the Conservative Party,...

Mayor of London election: Live updates as Sadiq Khan wins second term Sadiq Khan is in the lead on first preference votes but Tory Shaun Bailey has exceeded expectations The video will auto-play soon8Cancel Play now After a day of vote counting, Sadiq Khan has been confirmed as Mayor of London for a second term Londoners went to the polls on Thursday (May 6) and yesterday saw a day of counting votes. The count restarted at 8am today (Saturday, May 8), and Sadiq Khan was announced as the the winner after a delayed announcement at 10.30pm. The announcement was reportedly delayed after three unc...

Sadiq Khan is running for re-election as London mayor Credit: Victoria Jones/PA After a year's delay, the London mayoral election is set to take place this Thursday, May 6. Labour candidate Sadiq Khan is currently running for re-election, with a strong lead in the polls of 63 per cent in the second round of polls as of May 3, compared with his Conservative opposition Shaun Bailey, who currently sits at 37 per cent. The delay was a result of the passing of the emergency Coronavirus Act 2020, which postponed local elections across England, meaning the current mayor Sadiq Khan served an addit...

Comedy club books London mayor candidate Piers Corbyn for a debate With poll numbers lower than Count Binface, Piers Corbyn in unlikely to succeed in his bid to become London mayor tomorrow. But whatever the outcome, he is guaranteed a face-to-face meeting with a world leader. Sort of. For the climate change denying, anti-vaxxer brother of the former Labour leader has landed a booking at the Monkey Business Comedy Club where he will debate with President Obonjo, the self-styled militaristic leader of the Lafta Republic. Corbyn has had several run-ins with the  law at lockdown protests, whe...

Londoners will be heading to the polls on 6 May to elect a mayor plus 25 London Assembly members. The election was meant to take place in May last year, but was postponed due to the pandemic. Normally, elections take place every four years - and more than six million people in London are registered to vote. Voters can pick a first and a second preference for Mayor. The candidates with least votes are knocked out and their second preferences...