COM The Colbert Report December 18, 2013
Sand flea, which can leap to the top of a twostory building in the rare event you somehow escape wild cat. Big dog, made to assist humans in the vital task of hurling cinder blocks. Pet man which no doubt one day will make a pet out of man. And, of course, cheetah, a bladelegged cyber beast with a top speed of over 28 Miles Per Hour which is faster than usain bolt. So there goes my plan to flee these robots on boltback. laughter so, folks, tonight folks, tonight i am proud to say im announcing the formation of a Rebel Alliance to defend humanity. After all, these things are just like imperial ...