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Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Big show tonight my guest number 42 number 42 is on the Program President bill clinton will be joining us a little bit later. But first ive got to tell you i hadded weirdest dream last night remember that guy from the reality show what was that show called,s with it ego maniac no no, its with called yeah that was it thats it. So in my dream the guy from that show the one without puts his name on everything the way a sixyearold might that guy announced he was entering the republican 2016 race for president...

Puts his name on everything the way a sixyearold might that guy announced he was entering the republican 2016 race for president. So in my incredibly unlickly dream this man then like descended down an escalator like a god going from theater 12 to theater 7 at the multiplex. Anyway, in my dream he ended up saying a bunch of weird [bleep] about mexicans and then i woke up. I mean its crazy right the whole thing. Oh my god oh my god cheers and applause hair like fibers completely unnatural in color and texture. It was real yup. Its all true. Except for the stuff he said about mexicans. All right...

Got it. Now can we get on with this . First question what color is blue . Blue . What . Blue is blue . Aw, did i lose . What, lose . No, no, hang on. Youre supposed to lose, you idiot where am i . Just dont answer any more questions, got it . Okey dokey. Sorry, folks. A little mixup. Were playing best out of three. What are we doing out here, you guys . I want to see if jakov wins that game show. Oh, hell win. Dont worry. We just have to show you this new species because youre the departmentofinterior guy now. Soon they will all be eaten by bears. Let me get out my notepad so i can classify th...

Got it. Now can we get on with this . First question what color is blue . Blue . What . Blue is blue . Aw, did i lose . What, lose . No, no, hang on. Youre supposed to lose, you idiot where am i . Just dont answer any more questions, got it . Okey dokey. Sorry, folks. A little mixup. Were playing best out of three. What are we doing out here, you guys . I want to see if jakov wins that game show. Oh, hell win. Dont worry. We just have to show you this new species because youre the departmentofinterior guy now. Soon they will all be eaten by bears. Let me get out my notepad so i can classify th...

Albany County Executive Dan McCoy endorsed Lee Kindlon for District Attorney on Thursday, saying incumbent David Soares has "lost his way".