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Into i heard him over on sixth ave. Hey, im transubstantiatin over here. This is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Oh, thank you very much. Very kind, please, sit down. Please sit down. Thank you so much. What a way to end the week. So nice of you. Welcome to the nightly show. I know. People get excited, man. They get in here whooo. I am larry wilmore. I dont know about you guys but im feeling very hashtag blessed right now. I dont know what it is. Pope francis is in new york. cheers and applause and since hes the cool pope,...

Laughter applause pope, you can pick that up any time. laughter really low bar. But one of the popes biggest recent critical smitedowns was about capitalism. During his recent visit to south america, francis called capitalism the dung of the devil, an unfettered pursuit of money ruled. That is the dung of the devil. Larry dungs of the devil. You should visit the nightly show on taco tuesdays. cheers and applause i just i know. I think we got a den of devils working here is all im saying. Okay, well, the pope is not wrong. Capitalism can get a little stanky. We know that. Thats why were putting...

On prison costs and just make this guy eat the peanut bu butt. cheers and applause and pope francis has finally arrived in new york city. cheers and applause yeah and, oh, my gosh, hes blending into i heard him over on sixth ave. Hey, im transubstantiatin over here. This is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Oh, thank you very much. Very kind, please, sit down. Please sit down. Thank you so much. What a way to end the week. So nice of you. Welcome to the nightly show. I know. People get excited, man. They get in here whooo. I...

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In jail. Instead, hes headed to the white house at the invitation of the president. Heres Mark Strassmann. I made it to impress my teachers. Reporter on monday Ahmed Mohamed brought to school this homemade digital clock, a Circuit Board wedged inside a pencil case. He showed it to his engineering teacher but told us it was his english teacher who got alarmed when the block beeped inside his backpack during class. I brought the clock to my teacher and i showed it to her after class and i plucked it in and showed it to her that it was a working clock and she told me itlied a bomb. Reporter he wa...