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they took his face off. my guest tonight from "mad men," linda cardellini is here. ( cheers and applause ). but first, first tonight, i and the rest of america woke up this morning in the worst way imaginable. >> governor, welcome back to the channel. >> thank you. i get to be here the entire hour. >> john: well, well, well. ( cheers and applause ) well, well, well. look what the fox dragged in ( laughter ) sarah palin has been hired back by fox news, and she only left five months ago. she's now effectively quit quitting. ( laughter ) she can't even commit to being uncommitted. but, ...

unveiled a $20 billion plan to fight climate change it will limit the oceans to no more than 16 ounces. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) welcome to the report, everybody. thank you for joining us. >> stephen captioning sponsored by comedy central stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> folks, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. you know i need it. you know i need it. (cheers and applause) thanks, please, folks. please, folks, you know, thank you so much. thank you so much for chanting my name. jesus himself said man canno...

captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) ♪ look at all the lonely people-- ♪ ♪ jo jo was a man who thought -- ♪ ♪ band on the run -- ♪ neighbor i'm amazed at the way you love me all the time -- ♪ ♪ ebony and ivory -- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: whoo! welcome to the "report," everybody! (cheers and applause) welcome to the "report"! good to have you with us! (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! please, sit down. folks, i've got to tell you, with a greeting lik...

young people, people used to buy music. (laughter) the '70s were a crazy time. although he is often called a living legend, sir paul's rise to fame began as a simple tale of a 15-year-old left-handed guitarist who dropped by a garden party to see the quarrymen. he joined the band that became the beatles that conquered the world planting apple seeds with babe, the big blue ox. eventually paul left the beatles to join the argonauts. eventually throwing all of his gold records into mount doom. (laughter) and i cannot wait for tonight's performances. you name an instrument and paul can p...

you love me all the time -- ♪ ♪ ebony and ivory -- (cheers and applause) >> stephen: whoo! welcome to the "report," everybody! (cheers and applause) welcome to the "report"! good to have you with us! (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! please, sit down. folks, i've got to tell you, with a greeting like that -- with a greeting like that, folks you know how that makes me feel! folks, i've got to tell you, you make me feel like a rock star! folks, we're here on a very special night and you know why? that's a trick question: every night on this ...