COM The Daily Show February 22, 2018
Lincoln and davis signed a treaty, general. The war is over. No its finally over cartman. You lost yeah, and now you can take that stupid beard off. [tears] [screaming in pain] [scream echoing] boys, as president of the united states, i want to commend you for stopping the rebel uprising. Dont touch me. Well, cartman, the south lost. That means youre our slave for a month. Damn it damn it i was so close. Damn it now, the first thing i want you to do for us is wait a minute. I dont have to be your slave. What . The north still won the civil war. That means slavery is abolished hes right, boys. ...