COM The Colbert Report October 2, 2013
Just look all over cable news. All the numbers are getting smaller fox news has one; msnbc has one; cnn is counting down though that might just be the number of their remaining viewers. laughter i only wish that Ronnie Reagan were alive to see this looming shutdown because who can forget what he said. The nine most terrifying words in the english language are im from the government and im here to help. laughter . Stephen well, good news. Good news, ronnie, because come midnight tonight those nine words will be im from the government and i will work for food. laughter and applause and tonight c...