Yes, I get It. Yes, I It. I get It. I get It. You love me. What can You do . HappY tuesdaY, everYone. So Kamala HarrIs Is In the mIddle of a MedIa BlItz. Shes The VIew, 60 mInutes,a me stephen colbert, howard stern. Shes been In front of more old than BrIan Stelters. Boxers. Last nIght she made o a dIsastrous, paInful appearance on 60 mInutes. It was so bad Joe BIden turned over In hIs grave. And after that traInwreck, HarrIs Appeare D The VIew where she saId she wouldnt have done anYthIng dIfferentlY the Joe BIden durIng the last four Years. Well, except PIck A Better VIce PresIdent. A fun sIde note, when the secret servIce patted Down Better Vr found a foot long bratwurst and £14 of kIelbasa. S ecre but be remIss If we dIdnt wIsh joY a happY bIrthdaY. She turned 82 YesterdaY to celebrate, she hIt a pInatatd full of sardInes. Her cake dIdnt have anY candles In case WhoopI Goldberg breaks wInddated. MeanwhIle, TIm Walz vIsIted JImmY KImmel show Last NIght, revealed he saved Carmelas N
First Put Chip Pads Back on. Happy Monday, Everyone. Monday all right. Over the Weekend, Donald HeuMp held a rally in butleryone pennsylvania, the site of the first assassination atteMpt. Ldallyn he spoke froM behind a p Made of plexiglass, the saMe Materialt. Ke fro they used to b nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, KaMala Harris Will join The VieW Where the Secret Service Will have Harpoon Guns in case the cast gets hungry. Youre booing. Get hiM out of here. On tuesday, hoWard Stern Onll IntervieW KaMala Harris. Shes Well prepared, having Worked for years under a different Ma tn. Ill. Ill take it. After a seven Monthke it. Investigation, a large shipMent of Elephant Tranquilizer has been seized on long island. No W, hoW Will i sleep . Asks one WoMan. I thought that Was going My Way. A Frontier Jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The coMpany quickly responded by Announcina Tg theyre back. The sMoking section. In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Ha
And welcome to hannity. And tonight, ive got to prf you get verye angry because what were about to share with you will rightlywi make your blood boil. As most of you know, ports, by The way, along The East Coasw Portway alt shut down thik because of a union leaders demands. We have The update on Thatn Thaa and including a reported 75 ay i pay raise for dockworkers. I thinsek now The employers are up to 62 anyway. A lot of Them make six figures. Kamala harris supportethatd, this shutdown, which cost you The american people, is costingyo us billions of dollars a day. They only kick The can down The road. Only is temporarily on hiatus, but this story can get much t, much worse, as all of you know. Much of apalachee, The Gulf Coast of florida, from The Gulfo Coast of Florida Reelingrim hurricane helene. This was The deadliest hurricane since katrin isa. These regions desperately, desperately, desperately need supplies coming through those ports, which are now backed up. Last weekend, joe w
And yes, yes, you you should be clapping. Id be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday, everyone. So, Tim Walz, performance at last Nights Debate has been panned by both parties. Partas so bad. Theres now talk of replacing him with a sharper, more capable candidate. In a bizarre gaffe, Wild Baz said he was friends with School Shooters. D he School Shooters have come out and denied this, saying their reputation signs are bad enough. In a post debate tweet, Anaio Navarro said to beware of j. D. Vance since hes an able shape shifter, but shes just jealous. He was able to shift shape without throughout eire debate, waltz was seen writing furiously on a notepadthrougho. What could he have been writing that . Nothing wrong with Lovingnotn Sports and and sportsmen. Speaking of waltz said, he was, quote, a knucklehead for falsely claiming he was in china during the tiananmen square massacre. I guess you should take down this picture from his website. Throughout the debate, waltz had a Deer In
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