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In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Harris appeared on 60 Minutes. OnanWhile, her husband appeared a nanny for 10 Minutes. A judge ruled that Missouri LaW that forced Sex Offenders to post no Candy Signs out there outSide their reSidence ho on halloWeen is actually unconstitutional. OkayWes actual. Gn about a sign that says sex offender. Yeah, thats fair. ProbleM solved. And finally, have deterMinedrchs that the act of sWalloWing is actually helpfu l to health. See, i told you, said oneld Man. Yeah. All right. So on saturday, Donald TruMp returned to butler, Wheren roughly three Months ago he Was alMost assassinated by A Losersh Who couldnt Make his high School Rifle Club but soMehoW Mastered slantedd not Ma roof technology. It Was huge. So huge. The rest of Ids L TeaM six or the Military Within Which to round up his critics or rou his opponents, he intend. To do it. 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They took their beste others theM shot, literally, that he boldly returned to the scene of the criMe. Like Brian Stelter returning to steal froM the cnn fridgere,n truMp shoWed up saying, forget it, the threatint frs Wont sto. So it Wasnt just about butler, but the election itsel sf, n by gathering all those people in the saMe field Where a Weaponizedot Aboutbu Nutcase e to end truMps run for preSident. PeopletruMp and thousands of ots shoWed that this election can actually be decidedt on the Merits and not under the threat of the left, VoWing N if they dont get their Way. Its funny, the Guy Y G us End Guy elections and deMocracy is actually the one doing the Most to preserve it. And Tens Of Thousands joined hiM. Theyre readMosty to fight, fig, fight With the pres Who has their backs every step of thefi Way. So let the deMs keep tellingWith you that a truMp Will Endp of aMerica as We knoW it. And if theyre talking the Wayl Weve knoWn it the past four years, lets Hope Thiy aMes is one tiMe theyre right. AMery that i guess as We head into fall. ReMeMber if youre a cold Theseo Folder Founder of Support M but Want to support the nation. Thats a persoenot gon ready toe preSident. Yeah, you knoW, i didnt even think of that, that that Was really a a special thingecia for butler to be to be knoWnn as as he caMe back as opposed to is WhercaMee he Was killed h you didnt Want it Was actually a triuMphant part Was t better a sequel thats better than the first cat did. Tc you catch any of this over the Weekend or Were you busy . Busy, busy . I Wa hes busy. So i Was actually so i Was i W Backstage Waiting to gas bo on t one of My shoWs and the clipo of truMp saying. So as i Was saying, a friend, sent it to Me and the friend Who sent it to Me is actualla fi the Most liberal person i knoW. Yeah, i Mean, probably to the left of aoc. And he Was like, i hate it, but this is so funny. 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What do you say to theinf 19 aMerican peopl99e think, i done knoW that i can trust this guy With all those Modifications. Of he should be the potential coMMander in chief of this country. Yeah, Welltions to b, i think td Me. They heard Me the other Night Speaking passionately about Gun Violence Oth and Misspeaking. And i got to be honest With you, shannon, i dont thin nigngy abk people, Whetherd Aui or ivf. Look, i speak passionately. They knoW and iM very proud of My 24 years in Servicey Pr and My record. I think folks knoW Who i aMd. Well, that didnt sit Well With shannon. Heress i a hoW she responded. We are glad you have your faMily. We thankhere is ho you for the M and your years and decades of it. My MoMour [ble Was, too. O i knoW its hard Work and soMetiMes very thankless. Is appreciate We your thank Shannon Eval Shannon BreaM strikes up in cat. Its aMazing. He even lies When. N explaining his lies He Did. Why is he said he Was proud of his service. Then Why Mak ise it. Exactly. Although i. Look, i can gret. It Was ridiculous, right . To be like, oh, you knoW, i just. Would you call this stuff . Misspeak it . Its like, no, you. Youre lying. Youre Making up ridiculoupeakis about things that never happened. I never accidentally Say That. I Was at the site of a Major historical event. Ye site ofs. Not a thing that happens. But i Will give hiM credit. He Wen Happenet on Fox NeWs sune that is true. N fo he Wenx t on. He knoWs hes not good at this. Yes, he knoWs. Lyin probably end up lying ino More and saying. But but but he called the Weird Flopping Fox NeWs sunday. He shes on call her daddy a lot easier. Okay. He Was on Fox NeWs sunday. Ha you have to give hi AM Credit at least doing that. H and thats What i think people Would like to see her do. And i Woult r d have a lot her More respect if she Would at least just put herself in a Situation Wher have Might be askedherself a tough question. That is a good that is a good point. 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And What He Did Was he Lookedt N at the list and he picked the easIest One to defend, pickf. As iv yeah, that Was kind of. As that Was an out for hiM. T fo thats the danger hir. G alWays doing a list that Will alWays pick the Iest One i can get up on the ivf. Yeah, but not knoWing if youre in Wangr, not knoWing ift the tanks Were coMing in. I Mean i thought hes going to say hes in Frontd G if of Te Tank at 10 Minutes. Yeah, We never knoW that then. Rontbut i Went into congresssqu. With hiM. I Watched hiM. Hes been in office for 24 years. J. D. Bee tWo years. Was that Debate Wasnt even close. MMhMM. And he couldnt ansWerould not the question. So truly, if youre looking and youre Wondering Who can take that job in case they haver to. Theres no question. Pue ist your politics aSide, put the Country First. J. D. Vance over WhelMing leapovr prepared 10,000 hours. Whred. This guys done 30000 hous and still doesnt get it. Yeah. Tyrus What did you Makednt y of Shannons PerforMance . Well, the Mouth on her. IM sorry you had to Witness that. I knoW. I Was shocked. But again, you got to give hiM gg the shoW. E but i just find it funny hoW people just try elaborately to to put because this is the party of adjectives they try. He lied. He Was foolish. But instead, you knoW,. s like, he Misspokeadject its like telling your Wife you Mis slept With the other lady. Oh, iM sorry. IM lucky My passions got the best of Me. And thats. She fell on Me. He yeah, i just Walked right into a deer. And, you knoW, one tiMe in soMething, i got to see it through by if i ever get in trouble, iM calling tiM Walz, like, hey, iM alWays. I Mean, yeah. Ha ha. But again he is the best part of the ticket because, even though hes bullied, he can articulate soMe things in therehe c right. In th you knoW, so. Er but i love the fact thats Why When you get in troubl the face With Wifes, they dont give you lists. They only give you the list after its over. Then the laWyer hands you the list. 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