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today setting the men's and women's all time indoor speed record for duration as a prime minister only 44 days in office. that's not even five squa scaramuccis. her abrupt resignation throws her closest ally even further into chaos. not that our friends across the pond weren't able to find humor in this, "the economy" magazine argued which would ask longer, liz truss' prime minister or a head of lettuce. you know when folks start invoking salad items when discussing how long you're going to last at your job, at some point it becomes a feta complete. but let us move on. how could six ...

information. >> not where you want that information. good morning, and welcome to "way too early." on this tuesday, august 23rd. let's start with the news. we begin with that reporting on what sparked the fbi search for classified materials at mar-a-lago two weeks ago. sources tell "the new york times" the government has recovered more than 300 documents marked as classified from donald trump so far. those documents returned in january included more than 150 classified documents. according to the times, quote, the number ignited intense concern at the justice department and helped tr...

>> i really appreciate it. if aliens are looking back at us through that kozcosmic du they're probably wondering what on earth is wrong with those carbon based life forms, why are they so hell bent on lying, cheating, at all costs. aliens, that is a good point, and that is something we earth lings, especially we here in the united states need to address. and we will do so next. . homegrown tomatoes...nice. i want to feel in control of my health, so i do what i can. what about screening for colon cancer?

>> mark: look fabulous. got to get a trump resort. >> greg: a golf course. >> greg: emily, first thing you would do. >> emily: figure out if they are hostile or friendly. hostile get non-perishable food and hide in the basement and if they were friendly i would be all about it, guys, space, astronauts, i would love it. >> greg: jed? >> jedediah: 'depends on what they looked like. cute like a puppy or kitten. exactly ryan gosling. but if they were scary, i would run. >> greg: i think you know the answer. the first thing i would do is eat them. i am so tired of us eating earth lings, cows are ea...

They need a host. and that's where we come in. occasionally, man buns land on earth to feed on nutrients, like vanity on earth lings to set a trend no matter how stupid they look. once a man bun finds a proper host it makes itself at home in cool places like brooklyn. if you find yourself victim of a thirsty man bun, the only cure is to look in the mirror and remember, 63% of women absolutely hate it. once this happens, the man bun will return to its home planet. this has been where does it come from. ♪