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Evan HurstApril 08, 2021 01:35 PM Vice President Harris in Chicago, which is NOT MEXICO. If you pay any attention to Fox News or GOP politics, you know they have conceived a fake border crisis baby together, and now they expect everyone to congratulate them and like every picture they post of it on Facebook. To be clear, there is no "surge" at the border, at least not anything that wasn't completely predictable. (Hit that Washington Post link for an explanation.) Are there issues? Surely. Are Fox News and the GOP concerned about the actual issues, or are they just paste-eating racists lookin...

Evan HurstMay 11, 2021 09:55 AM It's Amy Klobuchar's show today. Today is one of the biggest and most important debates of all the debates you'll ever see, and it's happening in the Senate Rules Committee, which is starting the mark-up this morning for S.1, AKA the "For The People Act." You know, that big bill that's one of the only things standing between American democracy and the white Republican party that wishes to seize it forevermore, even though a majority of the American people hardly ever actually votes to give Republicans power. Punchbowl News reported this morning that Republica...

Evan HurstMay 04, 2021 09:15 AM Florida has very smart Republicans. We have an amusing update for you on the story Wonkette told you of the new Florida voter suppression bill Wonkette told you about the other day. In its effort to out-Georgia Georgia, to really Florida Man up the voting process, Florida passed a bill that was very, very tough on mail-in voting, we guess because Donald Trump says mail-in voting is bad, even though that's how he and his wife vote. It also changes the rules to make people request absentee ballots every two years, instead of every four years, which could make th...

Evan HurstApril 28, 2021 08:30 PM Election 2020 Running GIF by Joe Biden Giphy Good evening, Wonkette will be your emcees for what will surely be an evening of Joe Biden speaking to Congress and also America. As for our headline, you heard us, and you get the joke. Do not pretend you do not get the joke. Do not tweet us like "Um, LITERALLY? That is not even true, Wonkette." We will not respond. If you want to read something about what to expect tonight, we wrote that for you earlier. If you'd like to hit the tip jar below — HIT THE TIP JAR, WE ARE SOLELY SUPPORTED BY READER...

Evan HurstApril 28, 2021 10:24 AM Buy your TYRANT JOE BIDEN gear right here! The 100th day of Joe Biden's presidency is tomorrow. Tonight, the president will address a joint session of (a few members of) Congress for the first time, but don't call it the State of the Union, because that's not what it is. That said, he's probably gonna say a lot of things about the actual state of the union, like he's been doing a bunch of work these past 99 days or something. Truth be told, he really has done quite a lot. He passed an enormous COVID relief bill and he's blown past his original goals for getti...