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Evan HurstJanuary 22, 2021 10:07 AM Go On Popcorn GIF by swerk You might have heard yesterday or this morning that CNN had a hot scoop what said the Biden administration was having to start from square one on COVID vaccine distribution, because of how the Trump administration had left them "no coronavirus vaccine distribution plan to speak of." Which would be both amazingly bad and also par for the course for what we expect from the previous know-nothing fascist regime! CNN's piece had anonymous quotes like this: [I]n the immediate hours following Biden being sworn into office on Wed...

Evan HurstJanuary 19, 2021 10:21 AM Melania Trump Smile GIF by MOODMAN We already knew Donald Trump was too small of a man-baby to leave office with any class, to even try to do any of the ceremonial things real presidents do when they leave office. There will be no meeting with the incoming president, and we are pretty sure he won't leave any nice letters for Joe Biden, not that Biden would want one anyway. Trump's ego really wanted some kind of big military parade send-off, so he could try to upstage the actual inauguration with his own departure, but it appears the Pentagon told hi...

Evan HurstDecember 08, 2020 01:58 PM Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016 Good news! CNN is reporting that Donald Trump might fuck off to Florida and never come back. He's going to his trash palace called Mar-a-Lago for Christmas and New Years, and maybe he just might stay there, because of how nobody ever wants to see his goddamned face ever again. If Trump does this, it will be pretty great because those poor Secret Service agents won't have to hoist him into a forklift and catapult him out of there at noon on January 20, which would just be a real pain in the legs, if they haven't don...

Democrats are trying to overturn the 2016 election AGAIN. I voted NO. https://t.co/Ua1diMkMgE — Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (@Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene)1610510249.0 Meanwhile on the House floor, some GOP idiot is whining about Democrats "rushing to judgment" about the Capitol attack incited by the president, for which he is being impeached. 10:39: Now they are voting on the rules of the article of impeachment, which they have to do before they debate and vote on the actual article of impeachment, because that's how it goes, stop asking questions. 10:45: While they're voting, catch up on...

Evan HurstDecember 31, 2020 12:55 PM Happy I Love Lucy GIF Well, hello, whoever is reading these New Year's Eve posts! If you are reading these, we are pretty sure you are a die-hard reader who reads everything Wonkette ever writes. But there's a chance you missed your daily Wonkette here and there during this garbage fire of a year, maybe because everything was too terrible and you just couldn't that day. In which case, you might have missed some of the biggest-performing posts of the year. So today, you get your top 10 Wonkette posts of the WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR, the ones the most peopl...