The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
"Got to my daughter’s elementary school an hour early so I could be 12th in line for pickup."
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"Got to my daughter’s elementary school an hour early so I could be 12th in line for pickup."
Marriage is tough. In-laws make it tougher. While some people are fortunate to have blissful relationships with all of their partner’s relatives, that is not the case for most. Fortunately, the funny folks on Twitter have shared LOL-worthy musings about their in-laws over the years. We’ve rounded up 45 hilarious and relatable tweets about in-laws. Enjoy! A marriage is truly consummated with the first passive-aggressive argument you have with an in-law.— JennyPentland GED (@JennyPentland) May 21, 2013 my father-in-law asked me what stops me from not stealing, or lying, or cheating, or ...
"I pointed out a fire truck to my coworker on our drive, and I think I need to spend less time with my children."
"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it." By 15/05/2021 05:00am BST It’s hard to describe what it’s like to have a sister to those who lack the experience. But the funny folks of Twitter have come pretty close. We’ve rounded up 30 funny and relatable tweets about life with sisters. Enjoy! My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"— Lauren Reeves (@laurenreeves) October 8, 2014 My little sister just said "I see you're wearing your loser badge... oh wait ...
Them: what’s parenthood like? Me: I spent my Saturday evening picking every bit of parsley off dinner so tiny people stop crying is what it’s like.— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 14, 2018 The best way to get your picky kid to eat is to get your own plate of food and be starving and they will eat 3/4 of whatever you made for yourself.— ��steph�� (@eff_yeah_steph) June 27, 2018 My daughter couldn’t eat because her banana was too sad pic.twitter.com/H0uljgdOrd— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 18, 2020 Eating Out w/Kids: Act 2: Won't eat it bec "forgot he doesn...