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Relatable Tweets About Being In A Long-Distance Relationship

That moment when none of your messages on Kik, iMessage, etc. go through and you re in a long distance relationship. pic.twitter.com/0nV9Q7gGat Amber ღ (@Amberleigh3 ) January 31, 2017
Having to scratch my own back is probably the worst part about being in a long distance relationship. Kelso (@LemonsMcCoy) April 20, 2018
we need to normalize long distance relationships n meeting people online because not everyone has that perfect little relationship where you can drive 5 minutes to your bf/gfs house. the world is so big, why should i be limited to people who are physically close to me vee (@veefroggy) July 30, 2020 ....

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40 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Fitness For Parents

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Having children changes everything ― mealtimes, vacations, romance and more. One particularly comical effect of parenthood is its impact on your exercise regimen.
The funny parents of Twitter seem to think so anyway. They’ve shared some hilarious musings about working out after kids, from child-induced cardio to cleaning up toys as strength training.
We’ve rounded up 40 tweets that sum up fitness for parents. Enjoy!
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room. Goddess Of Mischief™ BLM (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015
My favorite form of cardio is wrestling pajamas onto damp children That Mom Tho (@mom tho) April 23, 2020 ....

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24 Hilarious And Too-Real Tweets About Dumb Food Packaging

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We’ve made a lot of advancements as a society when it comes to the way foods are packaged. But there’s certainly still room for improvement.
The funny folks of Twitter seem to think so, anyway. From needless spills to wasteful materials, there are a number of food container problems to poke fun at.
We’ve rounded up 24 funny and relatable tweets about food packaging issues.
Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough Mary H.K. Choi please pre-order YOLK ily (@choitotheworld) April 15, 2020
If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps. pic.twitter.com/QyJ6Ew6V4w Tim Brannigan (@tim brannigan) November 6, 2014 ....

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40 Tweets About Parenting With Today's Technology

Alexa: OMG WHAT NOW Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 1, 2019
Alexa, homeschool my kids today Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) September 18, 2020
My 9yo figured out how to use Hey Google voice commands on his computer so long story short in about five minutes he s gonna need a new computer. Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 10, 2020
My kid just tried to argue with Siri, and it reminded me of nearly every comment thread in 2020. Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) November 25, 2020
Just overheard my 6-year-old son ask Alexa, Alexa, is there anyone my dad could beat up? Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 30, 2019
Making my kids watch old-school episodes of Knight Rider and my daughter said, So, it s pretty much just a car with Siri built in? Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) August 18, 2014 ....

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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
By the age of 3, the average toddler has taken exactly 2 bites out of 372 bananas. Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 29, 2020
Shout out to all the dads who got chore lists cleverly disguised as Home Depot gift cards for Christmas. Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 27, 2020
I can’t wait for the day my 3 year old realises I can see his toys just fine when they’re not thrust within an inch of my eyeball threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) December 27, 2020 ....

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