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janine richard fowlem r and greg gutfeld it's 5:00 in new yorkd city and this is the 5. [ ♪ ] democrats worried by them will blow it at the cnn presidential weedebate. >> this is the election as farm as i'm concerned.il >> the world will l be watchingn abiding goes out there g and messes up it's game over these lower in the polls its panic in the party if you stand toe towa toe with a runaway train like donald trump for an hour and ae fihalf you are fit to be presidt point-blank the whole presidencr in a bottle. com >> maybe that's why he's spending the next 7 days cramming like cr...

gutfeld it's 5:00 in new yorkd city and this is the 5. [ ♪♪ ] democrats worried by them will blow it at the cnn presidential weedebate. >> this is the election as farm as i'm concerned.il >> the world will l be watchingn abiding goes out there g and messes up it's game over these lower in the polls its panic in the party if you stand toe towa toe with a runaway train like donald trump for an hour and ae fihalf you are fit to be presidt point-blank the whole presidencr in a bottle. com >> maybe that's why he's spending the next 7 days cramming like crazy while trumpk is tearing it...

i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, richard fowler, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ democrats are worried that joe biden is going to blow it in next week's cnn presidential debate. >> this is the entire election, as far as i'm concerned. the entire world will be watching. if biden goes out there and messes up, it's game over. if he walks out there and a week later he is lower in the polls come it's panic in the party. if you can stand toe-to-toe with a runaway train like donald trump for an hour and a half, yo...

This ends, won't a lot of comedians be ashamed that they went along with speech codes, which are antithetical to comedy and free thinking? >> comedians eat count chocula in their living room every night. they don't have shame, shame that the rest of america is constrained by. so no, they don't normally feel shame, they eat edibles, stay up all night and make fart jokes. they're a hard demographic to shame. my feeling is if you're a comedian, you got into it to say what you wanted to say. if you're curtailing that in any way, especially because some woke a-holes are going after you, then you're...

always funny. Emma Ginder, a third grade teacher in Topeka, Kansas, added some much needed comic relief to her virtual class by seemingly letting out a “toot” during a session, which resulted in an eruption of giggles from her 8-year-old students via webcam. Ginder had just instructed her students to take out a book when an unexpected sound exploded into the silence: a massive fart. “I think she farted,” said one of the kids. “That was a big one,” another added. “I don’t know who that was,” Ginder said, trying to hold back her own laughter. “It was you,” another student ...