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In my Trumpy little corner of the world, you can chart the stages of grief among the local MAGAs in the Letters to the Editor section. I’ve smugly watched them cycle through denial and despair and anger and depression while hoping for eventual silence. Increasingly, I’m getting my wish. In a column yesterday, WaPo’s Philip Bump charts — literally — the astonishing collapse of The Former Guy as a media sensation: For about half an hour Tuesday, a former president of the United States appeared on television to offer his unfiltered assessment of the state of American politics, of fore...

— kilgore trout, a student of martial arts (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 4, 2021 A reassuring indicator that The Former Guy is truly Former — The NYTimes is now willing to tell us that he (and his party) would happily steal the pennies off a corpse’s eyes: … Facing a cash crunch and getting badly outspent by the Democrats, the campaign had begun last September to set up recurring donations by default for online donors, for every week until the election. Contributors had to wade through a fine-print disclaimer and manually uncheck a box to opt out. As the election neared, the Trump team made...

Fair (trigger) warning: I’ve tucked all images of The Former Guy below the fold, so DON’T BLAME ME if you click through. Now that the miserable sumbich is safely out of power & the limelight, we (or, at least, I) can take pleasure in the suffering of his whole pack of lampreys… Apparently, the word went out to say "he's looking great!", which might suggest that they know he's not looking all that great. pic.twitter.com/jA0LnezRsa Dispatch from DC, via the Guardian, “Trump’s Washington hotel echoes to silence of missing Maga crowd”: Clobbered first by the coronavirus pandemic, ...

Media outlets are making a BFD of the fact that The Former Guy and the Third Lady were the only living ex-POTUS/FLOTUS who didn’t participate in COVID-19 vaccine PSAs. Here’s a link to one such report from CNN: Washington (CNN)All living former Presidents Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and their respective former first ladies — with the exception of the [Fucknuckles] — are part of a newly released ad campaign urging Americans to get the coronavirus vaccine when it is their turn, a push that is aimed squarely at combating vaccine skepticism. Of course, The For...

"A lot of Americans are saying..." said the reporter. "Who are the Americans?" said Jen Psaki. LOL. This isn't the failed, twice-impeached president's briefing room [...]