THE TRASH REPORT: Beetlejuicin' Boebert, Pappin' Pitt, and Misogyny in General
Hello, and welcome back to The Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones, feeling much better now than I felt last week. I think the universe knew I was blue—probably because I loudly broadcast it?—and I have since been complimented for my humor and the effectiveness of my skincare routine (sunblock and botox, babies!) and so the ego is recharged. Thank you, everyone, for being nice to me and to others. We love a kind Trash Panda....