Biden Admin Spent over $1M Shooting Down What May Be $12 Balloons
The Biden administration has spent more than $1,600,000 million shooting down what may be $12 balloons.
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The Biden administration has spent more than $1,600,000 million shooting down what may be $12 balloons.
The country is being run by the most unimpressive people imaginable.
Even the future feels nostalgic these days. The Great Balloon Panic of 2023, still occurring as I write and await the descent of our alien overlords, is midcentury Americana. We are in the future predicted by 1950s comics. Members of the public report mysterious objects in the sky. The military says there’s nothing to see but scrambles the jets anyway. The media mention hush-hush special projects but can say no more. Much of the public don tinfoil helmets and brace for contact.
When the Bottlecap Balloon Brigade discovered their hobby balloon went missing the same time fighter jets were scrambled to down a mysterious object over Alaska, theories swirled.
The country is being run by the most unimpressive people imaginable.