COM The Daily Show July 13, 2024
[ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the only tv show that thinks there are too many shapes of pasta. Five is plenty. Next week, a cheerleader whos brave enough to take a knee. [ audience groans ] [ screaming ] [ valley girl voice ] drama teen girls always make such a big deal out of everything. [ normal voice ] come to my show in vegas, and while youre there, feel free to chisel steve wynns name off anything you see. Dont forget to buy tickets to my tonynominated show in new york city. The baby name of the week is beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. And finally, its your nascar highligh...