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welcome. it's great to see you. if you are sticking with us, we are thankful for that. i am coming to you live from washington, d.c., today. in just a couple of hours, the president will travel from the white house to the white house correspondents dinner. and annual tradition in full swing tonight. just days after announcing his reelection bid, the president will take good-natured aim at those who cover him every single day. more on that ahead. also coming up this hour, a big political fight between the white house and republicans on capitol hill over the debt limit. we're going to ...

awe >> greetings everyone, you're watching simone. there's a lot of talk on capitol hill about how speaker kevin mccarthy's so-called been win -- but i have to ask, how can it be a win if the country is still at risk of defaulting on its own debt? congressman -- is here to weigh in on this and much more. former vice president mike pence testifying before a federal grand jury this week as part of the special counsel investigation into donald trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election results. a political panel may weigh in. plus, my conversation with the headliner of tonight's whit...

It's all about timing, right? at the end of the day, when it comes to delivering these punchlines. >> i'm sure he does, i don't know that for sure, but i'm sure with any other speeches we see him do, this is rehearsed for sometime now. i know that from past events that we've seen, usually these jokes are sort of collected over the year since the last white house correspondents dinner. so expect not just in the recent timeframe, but expects on these jokes to have references that go back a couple months. >> you wonder when you're in the room, which journalist is going to be the target of some of...

Every year we ask for your favorite Halloween joke and this is #1 again this year...and every year. No, we still don't give the answer on the air.

We are celebrating Halloween week with jokes that are kid-friendly and safe for work...except for possibly the last one.