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Here's a real find: An archeological dig in Israel turned up a 7th century B.C. toilet. Not just any toilet, but a fancy one. Granted, it's basically a hole in limestone, but it was a throne for its time, pre-flushing. Yes, people had bodily functions in the 7th century B.C. What did you think they did? (Washington Post)
People did not react well to a report leaked from the opposition conservative party in Australia that they're thinking of proposing giving Tasers to teachers to control unruly students. And, yes, that's outrageous! Everyone knows they SHOULD be packing Glocks for that. (Brisbane Courier-Mail; Thanks to Jeff Katz at WXKS (Rush Radio 1200)/Boston for the link)
Mexico is justifiably proud of Monterrey, a city that's become a modern, bustling metropolis. Apart, that is, from the requisite gang activity. And a reminder that the Mexican government is not in control of its own cities is the narco-blockade of Monterrey, in which the drug cartels blocked off at least 13 major roads, using carjacked vehicles. It all happened after cops shot and killed one of the cartel leaders. They have a civil war in their own country, and in places like Monterrey ...
The cops have now filed criminal animal cruelty charges against two weird sisters who were found with 84 cats in two cars. They loaded up their cars with the cats and said they were trying to get the mostly feral cats into shelters, but the cops say that the sisters were really just trying to avoid prosecution in New York when they were caught in a grocery store parking lot in Vermont. And if they were trying to help the cats, that doesn't explain the dead cat in the trunk and several so ...
Here's a controversial pumpkin patch in South Kansas City. How can a pumpkin patch be controversial? Simple: When it's next door to a strip club. Think of the children! Well, what ABOUT the children? If they don't go INTO the bar, they're not going to see anything, are they? (KSHB-TV (NBC Action News)/Kansas City; Thanks to Casey Bartholomew at WKXW (New Jersey 101.5)/Trenton for the link)