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[cheers and applause] thank you, thank you for receiving us with open arms. even if they are covered with black sabbath tattoos and number 77 sunscreen. let's cover some news before we go to the monologue. an american who was trapped in ukraine for eight months says he evaded russian troops by prevpretending to be irish. in other words, he was drunk. comedian gallagher sadly has passed away at age 76. his family scheduled a private ceremony. followed by smashing him with a giant hammer. >> [laughs] >> laura: we had to show the picture of the watermelon. amazon's jeff bezos and ncb gi...

The Happiest Place on Earth has some lessons for the would-be president in his fight with Disney.

The Happiest Place on Earth has some lessons for the would-be president in his fight with Disney.

Just not about her eyebrows. it gives her that surprised look on her face, like when you accidentally sit down on the child's toy. i said accidentally. or maybe she's as shocked as we are that she won. if those brows got any higher, they'll turn into wings. she is the embodiment of the flaw in the left's thinking for everything they think should be a negative of florida, it's something people wear proudly like a red, white, and blue speedo. for example, when governor desantis entered in the ban lockdown and open schools, we've got to keep our kids in home and mast up and double mask if it's on...

The actual delivery question tell my got murdered. tyrus, after the hurricane desantis had, a very brief solution. a reminder that looters get shot. this wasn't after a hurricane, this was an ongoing consistent problem that we've given up on. any solutions? >> i live in louisiana and i didn't need ron desantis to tell me that because we also carry. and we sometimes if you step in my house unannounced, shoot first and hide the body later. i think that message was resoundingly clear to criminals. like, while my, there's not going to be a woke campaign on my behalf. i'm going to keep the bullet o...