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Stephen how much did the time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat n theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo how are you, jon . cheers and applause yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you, this audience is a gift from god thank you very much, everybody. Or if youre an atheist, theyre a g...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 541. Oregon. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Please, please have a seat. Welcome enjoy yourselves welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] this is it. This is it. This is the hot show of the year. Come on. Thank you for being here, guys. Lets get to some news that everybodys talking about. Of course everyones talking about tonights big debate it was the first chance americans got to see Hillary Clinton and donald trump debate...

No, japan will you listen to me for five seconds . If you keep building giant robots, the cops are gonna ask questions well, then why can engrand build nucrear power prant . Nobody can build anything yeah, well, its not even gonna matter, because finland is thinking about telling the space cops the truth wha finland we believe the aliens are going to find out sooner or later what we did. Its best we come clean now. Will you just relax, finland . Nobodys gonna find out anything. Im sorry, but our nation is resolved. We cannot live with the guilt anymore. Okay, okay, youre right. Youre right, fi...

Staff 40 by first chief of staff was asking me questions like who we going to pack it . I dunno what does a chief of staff to . That doesnt happen in the restaurant business. [laughter] thanks to you for being here. We will talk about the book way of the reaper. Thanks for heading out for the storm will waste too much of your time but if you have questions and will give you some insight on whereof the stories came from that did make it inside or whenever you want to ask. I will open with that definitely. U look like du have any questions . I will tell you the back end of the story, a 2009 in H...

Didnt have. We didnt have any of that. Stephen its called twitter. You should know we have a black president now. Its amazing. Im glad my fellow reps followed through with the spirit of the emancipation product lamedication. Stephen hes a democrat. After all i did for them . Stephen yep. Great catching up. I have a live show to do. Ive got to get down to the theater. Ntheater. Dont go to the theater its a trap its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes rob lowe, kal penn and emma willman, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in ne...