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Is next. Jesse welcome to jesse waters prime time. Is views on where to take america, anyway. It is just. I dont want to get started. Joe biden goes on late night and brings his classes but forgets his lines. Thats with the up hit on American People want to understand. This is the last place in public to say awful things they cannot cancel me because i have nothing going on. Seattle cancels a Comedy Show Crime and homelessness . That stays. It is 8 00 oclock p. M. And in michigan for the first polls close in the states primary for republicans, 16 delegates are up for grabs with trump being the...

Tonight at 5. 30, more cops and Faster Response times. That is what merchants in North Oakland are telling Councilmember Dan kalb is going to help reduce crime. There. Kron fours murdered ear month, the Prayer Service was conducted for not henry elise, ben singer and their twin boys, nathan and noah, all 4 were found dead in their home during a welfare check. The restored of Justice Ministry hold vigils for people who have died in violence across the bay area to spread messages of forgiveness and to bring awareness to people seeking help with mental issues. I think about a crime such as speaks...

World. Ahead on cnn newsroom, crisis averted. Biden set to sign off on a deal to raise the federal borrowing limit. Heartbreak in india. Search efforts now underway after one of the deadliest Train Crashes in the countrys history. Plus, new video shows the moments before an iowa Apartment Building came crashing down. Live from cnn center, this is cnn newsroom. The Debt Limit Crisis in washington is over for now, and perhaps no one is more relieved than u. S. President joe biden. In his words, crisis averted. The stakes were enormous, the threat of failure hung over the country for weeks as the...

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