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in case i rudely interrupt any of the great minds assembled to talk with us, in a matter of minutes, alvin bragg is expected to address this newly unveiled indictment, indicting donald j. trump. this is thfirst time we've heard from him since trump turned himself in this afternoon. while we wait, a lot is happening at this moment, including developments in the last few minutes we now have our hands on the actual indictment. it's a doozy it's just been unsealed. people are still going through it, processing it, and it's been made public. you can read along with us if you want to. impo...

about pat tillman. they hid hunter's laptop to put joe in the white house. they shut down schools over covid and then stole a bunch of pandemic relief for themselves. the people who were supposed to protect us are in it for themselves. but they at least used to act like they cared about the little guy. but when a toxic train wrecked in east palestine, ohio. they didn't even pretend to care. the biden administration can't even find east palestine on a map and the whole town feels forgotten and they can't trust anyone. >> my daughter has asthma. she has been coughing. my son has bee...

besides daddy has an hawaii vacation booked in about 223 days, but who is counting? >> jesse: if you don't have musical chops, got to have jokes. >> number 7. make sure the white house library has lots of books with big print and pictures. [laughter] [applause] >> number 6, just for fun, issue executive order commanding my brother jeb to wash my car. >> jesse: all presidents have a presence about them. donald trump showed up to a ufc fight in miami saturday night and sat front row at the octagon. [chanting] [chanting u.s.a.] >> jesse: trump rolled up with a mali crew. iron mike tyson...

bet david schwimmer gets stopped by my fans, too it's the hair. nothing worse than when people mistake you for a slob. >> that's your mess. look at it. look at it. it's hanging all over the wall. >> well, i'm. >> you leave that alone. you touch one strand of that linguini and i will punch you. >> jesse: and democrats today are comparing apples to tangerines. after squeaky clean mike pence comes out of nowhere and says hey, guys, i have classified docs at my house, too. really, mike? we will joe up against the wall and you are muddying up the waters. binder was blowing up. media sayin...

>> this is a vacation. >> two scoops, sir? >> two? make it three. i'm not driving. >> jesse: no matter how much fun you're having, you can't stay at a hotel forever. don't tell this to the migrants. here in new york, the mayor has been putting up illegals in swanky hotels that cost up to 500 a night. now, he is trying to kick them out but the migrants don't want to go. [shouting] >> jesse: level translate. >> i'm not leaving. i'm not leaving. i'm not [bleep] leaving. [cheers] >> jesse: the city is trying to send them to a different taxpayer funded shelter. but they got used to a life...