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Like, pumpernickel is a funny word. Except for people who make white bread. And freeway is a funny word, which is a good thing to know. In case youre stuck on one for seven or eight hours, you can sit there and laugh. audience laughs another comedy word is motherinlaw and hotrod. And of course, smog and brooklyn. My writers once wrote me a surefire gag. It went Something Like this. A man driving a pumpernickel truck got lost in the smog on the freeway. And hit a hotrod driven by a motherinlaw. audience laughs it didnt get a laugh. Forgot to use the word brooklyn. audience laughs see, its foolproof. When gracie and i first started in vaudeville, i was supposed to tell all the jokes. And our opening was supposed to be where we did that real old classic. Id say my family were in the iron and steel business. And gracie was supposed to say really . And id say, yeah, my mother irons and my father steals. We walked on the stage that nigh ....
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