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[cheers and applause] are you done . [laughter] its called, tonys vacuum cleaners. Suck this. I gotta go you guys. Take care of yourself. Thank you very much. [cheers and applause] Comedy Central. Captioned by mccaptioning services reseda, california. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. Man, man do we have a show tonight. My guest journalist james risin. Hes spilling the beans i hope hes on the show tonight. They could be dra...

People your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now the Red Man Group having lost of two. Children will learn valuable lessons from red. ...

Easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican. The Blue Man Group now the Red Man Group having lost of two. Children will learn valuable lessons from red. The only territory democrats retained is that painful sexual frustration will still be known as blue balls. Unfortunately its the only area democrats. We dont have a graphic of blue balls, huh . [laughter] nothing . i elephants [bleep] came up with blue balls. No, no. You got to be a photo of a kid somewher...

Jon welcome to the daily show. Im jon stewart. We are excited to be joining you. I cant even tell you. Tonight my, assignment on our program,ehkcleese,i owz ladies. [applause] very excited to have him on. But first, i didnt get a chance to watch the midterm elections last night. [laughter] so i dont, you know, how did it go . A huge night for the gop. Jon lookingthe term shella [laughter] byte way, that is the new congressional seal. [laughter] feel free to print it out. Put it on your backpack to show people your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how muc...

Congressional seal. [laughter] feel free to print it out. Put it on your backpack to show people your grade school, youre interested in politics. [laughter] i cannot tell you how much better that looks than the version of the elephant [bleep] really the[looked a little too ] anyway. Senate, governors, you name it, republicans won it. Expwrierks it was a neck and neck battle but it turned out an easy win for the gop. Thom tillis the senator. He won the mansions in blue states like maryland. Republicans won six of them. Jon duma and chinas people iex ÷ now its the republican. The Blue Man Group...