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General and former commander of centcom, anthony zinni. He has a book, before the first shots are fired. Thats his new book. I only can say, too late the pentagon said airstrikes against i. S. I. S. And syria had begun. We have been waiting for weeks and here it is tonight. Jon ooh, its so anticipated it was the iphone 6 of wars laughter its expensive, a little bigger. A little more unwieldy than you thought it was going to be. laughter its going to be at least a twoyear commitment. applause kind of feels like you just bleep the last one. laughter but at least its not the watch. So how did the...

We have been waiting for weeks and here it is tonight. Jon ooh, its so anticipated it was the iphone 6 of wars laughter its expensive, a little bigger. A little more unwieldy than you thought it was going to be. laughter its going to be at least a twoyear commitment. applause kind of feels like you just bleep the last one. laughter but at least its not the watch. So how did the new Product Launch go . They attacked i. S. I. S. Targets four locations in syria, headquarters, buildings, storage facility, finance center, supply trucks, Army Vehicles and training compounds. Jon i. S. I. S. Has a fi...

I dont know if youre watching but it is a red wedding out there. A blood bath beyond anything you can imagine. I was over at cnn today. I said something on air and it created a bit of a story. I said this did you vote . Jon no. No. I just moved. I dont even know where my thing is now. laughter jon let me explain something. First of all. Ive known where my thing is since i was 13. laughter but i did vote today. I did know where my i was being flipped and it kind of took off and, you know what . I want to apologize because i shouldnt have been flip about that because i wasnt clear enough i was k...

Applause kind of feels like you just bleep the last one. laughter but at least its not the watch. So how did the new Product Launch go . They attacked i. S. I. S. Targets four locations in syria, headquarters, buildings, storage facility, finance center, supply trucks, Army Vehicles and training compounds. Jon i. S. I. S. Has a finance center . I. S. I. S. Has been in existence for, like, a month. They have a finance center . No, no, that is for bombings and mass killings. You want Small Business loans, thats down the hall. So we hit four location force a very narrowlyfocused, minimalist appro...

[flies buzzing] poor jim didnt make it out alive. [gurgling, flatulence] again again thats better than [bleep] six flags screw those rich bastards. If we cant keep the poor out, let em pour in. Argh step right up, ye poor people ride the sunken monkey aah [keys clacking, typewriter bell dings] cheers and applause jon welcome to a special live Election Night edition of the daily show. Im jon stewart. Tonight, the 2014 midterm results weve all been. Well a handful of people have been waiting for. I mean the senate. Democrats are about to lose the good senate restrooms. laughter later on, were go...