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Last word to president carter. The 11th Hour with Stephanie Ruhle starts right now. Tonight, devastation in the Storm Zone as hurricane Helenes Toll continues to rise. The White House surges help why a former president spreads lies about the federal response. The Strike Threat looming over the election and the economy. Will the President Step in to stop it. As the 11th Hour gets underway this monday night. Good evening, once again, i am Stephanie Ruhle. With 36 days until the election day, the president ial campaigns are shifting their focus to the aftermath of hurricane helene. At least 125 p...

Carolina along with 10 federal Search And Rescue teams and 200 federal ambulances. 1. 6 million people are still without power, but that number is steadily coming down. Today, Vice President Kamala Harris canceleD Campaign stops in Las Vegas to fly back to d. C. For a Fema Briefing and the White House announced President Biden will visit North Carolina on wednesday. Today, trump was in parts of georgia that were hit by The Storm. While he was there, he got in front of crowds and spread lies about how the federal government is responding. He falsely claimed that governor Brian Kemp had not been...

Is not being responsive. They're having a hard time getting the president on the phone. I think he's sleeping right now. Jesse: donald trump steps in while biden and kamala step out. I just went out and got a pork roast and started marinating it. [laughs] go to your happy place. We are ready to unleash a great american century of prosperity and freedom. I'm not crying, you're crying. [laughter] jesse: tim walz is a nervous wreck ahead of the vp debate. My [bleep] froze to the park bench! our first amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just hammer it out of existence. J...

[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted victims by reminding them how he wants once survived the flood in an arc. Reportedly tim walz is nervou...