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Brian its 8 00 a. M. On monday, september 30. We begin with a weather alert. Rescue is underway after Hurricane Helene leaves destruction across the southeast. This is the worst, most destructive, strongest storm ive been through. Lawrence lawrence 100 presumed dead. Ainsley and Dhs Downplays Thousands of illegal criminals roaming around in our country. There are problems and we know donald Trump Wont solve them. Steve and americas busiest seaports could come to a halt at Midnight Tonight as talks with international Dock Workers stall. The impact of a potential strike that could cost our Econo...

Forward. You see, Donald Trump is stuck in the past. But its like i say to my husband, doug, when he leaves his phone at the chilis. We are not going back you know, Trump And Vance are weird. All right . They want the government to control what you do in your bedroom, what books you read. You know, in minnesota, we have a saying, mind your Damn Business we also have another saying in minnesota, my nuts froze to the park bench. They say that me blaming the democrats for inciting violence is the pot calling the kettle black. Frankly, i didnt know the kettle was black until very recently. I thoug...

Forces along its northern border with lebanon. According to one u. S. Official, the idf is planning for a limited Ground Operation that could begin at any moment now. Israeli commandos have been conducting smaller operations over that border in preparation. Just two days after hezbollah confirmed its leader was killed in a massive Idf Strike in southern beirut. A 2,000 Pound Bunker busting bomb, according to an expert who spoke with Nbc News, dropped on the u. S. Designated terror groups headquarters. It follows the detonation of thousands of pagers and walkietalkies and promises they will do ...

Their debate should not be the last word. Im trying to debate Donald Trump again, and i city he should debate again. And as you say ear in las vegas, im all in. Im alln. The Vice President seems almost thrilled about the reality that she is all in proposing another debate and he is running from it. But you know the big news if you follow politics, because Trump Wont do another debate usually theres more than one between the nominees i can tell you that tomorrow by the current schedule will mark the last debate of this whole president ial cycle. The Running Mates, of course, facing off for the ...

Avin news for you i'm stanley from the office, also known as roy wood jr. In the news this week new yorkers react to mayor eric adams, federal bribery and conspiracy indictment trump unveils his postelection plans. I'm going to go to a mcdonald's and i'm going to work the french fry job for about a half an hour please join me in welcoming our team captains, mlf and michaeli in black season award winning comedian who wrote a book called how to make white people laugh. So she's got most of the cnn audience govern it. Again, farsakh he created, she'll times political documentary series, the circu...