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Laughter you know, i didnt beat my rugs. My rugs beat me. laughter . Rug users always have an excuse it warms up the room. It goes with my furniture. My feet are cold on the hardwood floors, like this degenerate. Sure, a good time have, a few friends over and wed roll up a fat one, but before i knew it, it was walltowall. I put it in my kids room. I lost everything. Thats the point i couldnt even foorld heroin anymore. I love heroin laughter . This is your brain. This is your brain on rugs. Thats never coming out. laughter anyone got any soda waters . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. To...

Stephen thanks, everybody cheers and applause hey thanks, everybody, please, have a seat. I am your host stephen colbert. Yes i am, i checked my i. D. Before i came out here. Check your calendars. We are just three days away from Donald Trumps inauguration. Audience boo stephen and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not. Maybe hes going to be great. One thing we know is that hes going to do a lot of stuff. Eventually, and i say eventually because heres what trump said to the london time i think when he was talking about his First Executive orders steph...

Stephen thanks, everybody cheers and applause hey thanks, everybody, please, have a seat. I am your host stephen colbert. Yes i am, i checked my i. D. Before i came out here. Check your calendars. We are just three days away from Donald Trumps inauguration. Audience boo stephen and just two days away from all those time travelers coming back to stop him. Or not. Maybe hes going to be great. One thing we know is that hes going to do a lot of stuff. Eventually, and i say eventually because heres what trump said to the london time i think when he was talking about his First Executive orders steph...

Milk tastes better or something. The ways tech is disrupting the multibillion dollar ag industry and pretend im brian when i say this, im udderly insane power lunch starts right now. I pretended you were brian so well i rolled my eyes. Lets take a look at the markets this hour. The dow clearly under pressure but the nasdaq higher once again, up for a fourth straight day and for the 12th time in 15 days helping the nasdaq. A big move for shares of amazon. Com. That stock is hitting fresh interday record highs. Check out some of the movers right now that were tracking for you. Sonic 5 . Restorat...

Hey, hey hey hey, everybody cheers and applause hey, dudes. Whats up, dudes . Thats right welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much. Yeah welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause something about you makes you seem very attractive to me right now. laughter now, i dont know if you guys are anglophiles or anything, but if you are, if you are into england, its Queen Elizabeths birthday today. cheers and applause she is turning ninety years old. She is the first queen to ever reach that age. There would have been others, but they were beheaded. laughter...