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be there. he was supposed to be on a flight this morning from moscow to havana, cuba, but a reporter on the flight tweeted this photo of snowden's empty seat. meaning either he didn't show or he was in the bathroom. after all, he is a known leaker. the truth is, snowden could be anywhere, folks, even right here in had this studio. hold on, wait a second. jay, are you edward snowden? >> no, i'm jay. stephen: are you sure? you're white and you have glasses. >> so are you. tephen: oh, my god! i might be edward snowden. talk! am me: edward snowden? speak up, god damn it. [bleep]. no! oka...

captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, we've got to go. sit down. we've got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, i've got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i don't have to tell you what that is. i'm being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has gone missing, folks. that's right. this computer whiz has ...

captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, we've got to go. sit down. we've got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, i've got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i don't have to tell you what that is. i'm being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has gone missing, folks. that's right. this computer whiz has ...

>> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, we've got to go. sit down. we've got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, i've got to tell you. tonight, we have a huge story and i don't have to tell you what that is. i'm being told i have to tell you what that is. evidently that is my only job. okay. former n.s.a. analyst and current drone bait edward snowden has gone missing, folks. that's right. this computer whiz has hit escape, control-alt-deleted himself...

>> john: that's our show. please join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> a sweet return announcing that twinkies will be back. >> get out your straws and put them in there and suck out all that creamy stuff. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. please, folks, we've got to go. sit down. we've got to do the show because, folks, tonight -- sit down, please. folks, i've got to tell you. tonigh...