The baffling, bonkers Women's Champions League draw explained
6 Is it normal for a Champions League first-round qualifying draw — I think that’s what it was, in the end, although my memory is now just a slew of “scene missing” placards, so with that many balls, it could well have been either the National Lottery or Naked Attraction — to induce a kind of existential angst, or is it just me? I didn’t have an opinion on it because I didn’t really get it. So what did that mean? “I think, therefore I am,” philosopher Rene Descartes said. I did not think. Therefore — was I not? Had the Champion...