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About, freedom to worship and freedom from sin, freedom to be full what god intended uss to be, and to have larry tonightly jeb bush announces hes running for president a month after he already accidentally announced he was running for president. Ya hes a bush alright. [ applause ] [cheers and applause] larry and donald trump announces hes running for president by calling america a third world country. I wouldnt let him run a sixth world country. And the chicago ice indians win hockey, stanford trophy. Im a brother, i dont know anything about hockey give me a break. Sharpen your skates sharpen...

Generally come together at the door and i end up thinking i could really go for a bleep sandwich right now. But that is not the case because we have the great historian, one of my favorites, David Mccullough, will be joining us with the Wright Brothers so, yes cheers and applause what could be a better gift kicking off my final late shows, Nothing Better than talking to an historian nonfibbing writer. A great way to start the final run. But first, hard to do, but as a hardhitting news program we turn to i. S. I. S. Who has their own i. S. I. L or the worst people youve ever seen on youtube. I....

Come do this show. cheers and applause senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to visit ethiopia. He traveled from his fathers homeland kenya. ...

Jon thank you my name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, a gentleman by the name of tom cruise will be joining us, because some people named cruise have the balls to come do this show. cheers and applause senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of ai...

Before we do that, lets take a trip back in time. laughter join me, wont you . The year was 2012. Lincoln taught america slavery was bad. Carly rae jepsen suggested we call her, but made it clear we didnt necessarily have to. laughter and the republicans took an oldfashioned electoral clobbering, when the guest c. G. I. Artist available could not muster a lifelike version of mitt romney. It was the worst news for republicans since 2008 when they tried to defeat obama with the worlds angriest man and what turned out to be six mediumclever raccoons stacked like a human woman. cheers and applause...