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so another government agency has concluded that covid came from a lab. i know and we have a photo of that lab right here. although reports indicate. yet the sun the revelation comes in the u.s. energy department of first thought was welcome to the party you clueless [bleep]. [laughter] sorry i was off a few days i'm cranky but how is this news? also who gives a about what the apartment of energy it thinks about anything other than energy? i can hardly wait to see with the department of treasury things about my gastro reflux. the news comes from "the wall street journal" setting a cla...

but tickets are still available. that didn't land. florida has joined iowa, utah and arkansas to become the fourth state this year to pass universal school choice. it's such a big deal it got randi weingarten to finally wash her hair. today governor right side signed a bill disbanding the state's education account to all k 12 students regardless of race income background or even zip code. now that they have school choice, florida's parents biggest worry will be that their kids will be eat eaten by python. that wouldn't be a worry for me. so the good news is those funds could be used ...

to be funny. >> that was great, that's never happened before. >> greg: the set up gets a joke. well, when you run out of white racists, like doritos you've got to make more. and that means it's time for... ♪ >> this guy blows, brought to you by sugar free candy ruining halloween since 1962. ♪ >> greg: i don't think that's real. yep, charles blow is the worst writer in america. it's either him or the guy who keeps writing dwarf on my office door. tyrus. but blow, whose name is short for blowing smoke up his own ass, takes a tale involving latino leaders in la making biged to remar...

Youre watching Gazoomba Gate week 21. The resurrection. Greg oh, yeah, man. This is awesome. You thought this saga and the sags was over. Sorry. Gazoomba gate is back the coverage of a teacher so busty he needed three mirrors to see his own feet. When this largeboobed creature laid down people thought a camera died. Mushrooms started growing in their shade. Heres a trip down mammary lane. She, was once a he, began identifying as female last year and started wearing massive prosthetic breasts to class. The school board still stands behind the teacher. No other choice. In the unlikely event of a...

What if i lied on my personal ad photos and made something look smaller? [laughter] >> greg: kat, did you notice -- do you ever look at the wrappers when you're buying halloween candy? >> kat: i don't buy candy. >> greg: no, you don't, do you? you don't buy candy. >> kennedy: i watched you eat an entire bag of high chews a. the airport >> kat: that's true. oh, and by the way, don't ever do that. don't ever eat an entire family sized back of high chews. >> greg: have you ever eaten an entire cadbury egg and want to kill yourself. >> yes. >> yes. >> greg: isn't that weird? suicidal ideation by a...