ASK HOWARD • 12-18-20 - Dallas Voice
ASK HOWARD • 12-18-20 How To Do The Wrong Thing Right Well, she did it, my Christmas revelers! Let’s give her a big draught of eggnog and a slice of limited-edition fruitcake, too—Devil’s food flavored! Miz Rona, within less than a single year upon her arrival here on the shores of Freedom’s Land, has now emerged triumphant as the number 1 killer in the entire United States—surpassing even heart disease and cancer (each of which only claims, respectively, 1,800 victims and 1,700 victims, per day). Coronavirus now snatches 3,000 souls every 24 hours, and rising. Yes, my pets, the b...
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