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handsomeness of the messenger. [laughter] it must be like trying to read a book and a nude beach in sweden. sometimes i wish i was only so people would take me seriously. if they did -- what other people have over me. [snoring [laughter] the news industry is like san francisco after -- in deep doo-doo. according to this news site, not the greatest -- crater who stole my amex. news content is plummeting like -- skydiving with a malfunctioning rip cord. they blamed it on the public -- public shannon bream's little goody two-shoes for her team, i don't believe that for a second. gone 19...

guess they are using the same co flatten the curve. [laughter] but thank god because the stuff i've watched so far has been so riveting. to hell with that summer vacation to key west, i know what i am doing the first week or 2 of july. yeah. apparently they're going to pursue witnesses and a lot of new evidence. i guess they're not happy with the witnesses they originally cast in this [bleep] show. what a disaster, huh? made the hindenburg look like a fender bender. to make pompeii look like knott's berry farm. that is a weird comparison. apparently they are going to subpoena trump's...

>> aw! >> greg: you know it's illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? >> ha-ha. >> greg: just checking. we're breaking new ground. it's time for "scratch-n-sniff monologue." this has never been done and probably for good reason, but it's true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! there's something wrong with me. there's something wrong with me, but isn't this fun? it's a special treat for all of you at home and for our fans watching for free at best buy....

now, patti ann, you remember, from redeye. she had a way with words. >> good evening, i am sith lord darth hotius. after the discussion of the relative sexiness of the "fox & friends" staff, "the new york times" reported i said brian kilmeade makes me want to puke, i would also like to add that brian is packed and stacked, brother want to thank your mother -- [laughter] like prince said, you are a [bleep]. [applause] >> greg: i think she almost had chris wallace's job. she is still better than chris wallace. and then mike baker, you may remember him from "redeye" for his deep insight...

The shocking incident showed a white counter-protester student, jumping up and down, making monkey noises toward a protester who was live-streaming on her phone at the University of Mississippi